Friday 2/22

A drunken Ken­tucky man was arrested after break­ing into a local fire­house in order to play with his own hose. Nicholas Gon­za­les broke through a win­dow in order to gain entry to the sta­tion, then took off run­ning to the back of the build­ing when one of the fire­fight­ers came down and caught him.  Some fire­man got to Gon­za­les before things got too hot, and escorted him out of the build­ing while one of his col­leagues called cops. When asked why he broke in, Gon­za­les, who has starred in such flicks as TSA Strip­down, report­edly replied, “Because I wanted to.”

DEATH BY FURBYAsh­ley Trim­mer was busted after she and beau William Ley began tus­sling, and she decided to stop toy­ing with him and smacked him on the side of the head with a Furby! Open­ing a small cut. She fol­lowed that up by smack­ing Ley a sec­ond time, using a Playsta­tion con­troller to stun him, prompt­ing him to call cops.  Trim­mer has been charged with assault, and was released after post­ing $2,000 bond.

Aalaya Walker got a han­ker­ing for some waf­fles, so she turned on her friends stove, not know­ing her pal had stored a mag­a­zine from a Glock in it!! When the clip exploded, parts of it pierced the stove door and hit Walker in the chest and leg, but she was able to drive her­self to the hos­pi­tal to get checked out.  No one was arrested in rela­tion to the incident.

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