Friday 2/8

motorized cartA Florida man was taken into custody after cops pulled him over for driving drunk – inside a Wal-Mart! Timothy Carr aroused the suspicion of store security after he was spotted driving a motorized shopping cart erratically, plowing into several displays. At one point, he grabbed an alcoholic beverage off a shelf and began gulping it down while behind the “wheel.” When cops stopped Carr, he smelled strongly of alcohol and informed them that he didn’t have the money to pay for his drink or the damage to the store, because he was a transient. He was charged with disorderly intoxication and retail theft.

A Florida man was arrested after he was spotted rummaging through the back of a Chevy van that had been left unlocked. James John Bishop told deputies he’d just taken a bus up from one town in the Florida Keys to a nearby resort because a woman he’d spoken to on the internet promised to give him a vehicle. He said he opened up the van because she never gave him specific instructions about what kind of vehicle she was offering or where he might find it. The Chevy was apparently his second choice, since items stolen from a second car were found in his pocket.

We’d all like to think that there’s nothing a mother wouldn’t do for her son, and that’s certainly true for Kimberly Margeson of New York. Police say the 54-year-old mom visited her 30-year-old son, William, in jail and passed him two Oxycodone pills.  She didn’t hand them to him or pass them along in a book.  She had them in her mouth so the woman French kissed her son!  The exchange earned them both misdemeanors for promoting prison contraband and mom got the added bonus of a felony drug charge.  And being really gross!!

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