Friday 2/8


motorized cartA Florida man was taken into cus­tody after cops pulled him over for dri­ving drunk – inside a Wal-Mart! Tim­o­thy Carr aroused the sus­pi­cion of store secu­rity after he was spot­ted dri­ving a motor­ized shop­ping cart errat­i­cally, plow­ing into sev­eral dis­plays. At one point, he grabbed an alco­holic bev­er­age off a shelf and began gulp­ing it down while behind the “wheel.” When cops stopped Carr, he smelled strongly of alco­hol and informed them that he didn’t have the money to pay for his drink or the dam­age to the store, because he was a tran­sient. He was charged with dis­or­derly intox­i­ca­tion and retail theft.

A Florida man was arrested after he was spot­ted rum­mag­ing through the back of a Chevy van that had been left unlocked. James John Bishop told deputies he’d just taken a bus up from one town in the Florida Keys to a nearby resort because a woman he’d spo­ken to on the inter­net promised to give him a vehi­cle. He said he opened up the van because she never gave him spe­cific instruc­tions about what kind of vehi­cle she was offer­ing or where he might find it. The Chevy was appar­ently his sec­ond choice, since items stolen from a sec­ond car were found in his pocket.

We’d all like to think that there’s noth­ing a mother wouldn’t do for her son, and that’s cer­tainly true for Kim­berly Marge­son of New York. Police say the 54-year-old mom vis­ited her 30-year-old son, William, in jail and passed him two Oxy­codone pills.  She didn’t hand them to him or pass them along in a book.  She had them in her mouth so the woman French kissed her son!  The exchange earned them both mis­de­meanors for pro­mot­ing prison con­tra­band and mom got the added bonus of a felony drug charge.  And being really gross!!

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