This time it’s a noun - For some reason, residents of F**king, Austria, are considering changing the village’s name. We’re not sure why. It’s an honorable,centuries-old name derived from a 6th-century Bavarian nobleman called “Focko,” it’s had a beer named after it, and apparently, naked women often pose next to its road signs. But hoodlums are also fond of stealing those signs, the Telegraph reports—at least 13 have been swiped recently, and they cost almost $400 each—and the jokes have gotten old for the town’s 104 residents.” People are now willing to discuss changes to the spelling of the name,” the village’s mayor said in a recent interview. “But first all Fuckingers have to agree on whether want to change it or not.” The vote will be held later this week. What would the name change to?Many are advocating a switch to its 16th-century spelling, “Fugging.”
A full moon…again - An Indian River County deputy sheriff found Tammy Roseman in her birthday suit in the front seat of her boyfriend’s car while investigating a disturbance in Vero Beach. “I inquired why she was in a parked vehicle without any clothes at this time of day,” a report states. “She could offer no explanation.” The investigator deduced alcohol probably had something to do with the situation and busted her for disorderly intoxication. Roseman’s boyfriend told deputies the nudity didn’t begin in the car. He said he came home earlier in the day and found her naked, drunk and busting up the place. This arrest was not the first for the 40-year-old Roseman that involved public exposure. She was busted last year for allegedly dropping her pants as a school bus full of elementary kids passed by.
57 Varieties of crazy — A homeless man in Key West, Florida, went on a long, profanity-laced tirade against visitors to the resort island before passing out in the middle of the street — while covered in ketchup! The 54-year-old man started his excellent adventure at a local bar, where he became enraged at the number of tourists present in the joint. He was intoxicated enough that he kept falling asleep between rants, but sober enough to master the motor skills needed to pour ketchup all over himself before taking off. He was ultimately arrested sprawled out in the street and charged with disorderly conduct.