Friday 6/6

A Ten­nessee woman was arrested after repeat­edly call­ing 911 to com­plain that her male neigh­bor had a crush on her hus­band. The woman, who was allegedly intox­i­cated, refused to lis­ten when she was told she couldn’t use 911 for a non-emergency sit­u­a­tion. So when she made her next call, she phoned in her own arrest.  She was charged with unlaw­ful use of 911

In Swe­den, a nine-year-old boy shocked bystanders by wav­ing a toy gun around! He allegedly screamed, “It’s loaded,” before break­ing into an elec­tric car and lead­ing cops on a 10-minute joyride that ended with a crash. The boy tried to flee the scene, but was grabbed by an adult who got there ahead of the police. The boy is too young to face crim­i­nal charges, but his case has been turned over to social services.

A Wash­ing­ton state school bus dri­ver said at his sen­tenc­ing hear­ing he groped teenage girls and women because he had con­sumed too much caf­feine.  Come on!  I drink cof­fee like water and I’ve Never groped a girl.  Maybe some dude…  Ken­neth Sands, 51, who was charged with five counts of fourth-degree assault, told the judge, “The caf­feine  caused a psy­chotic episode!” The Lewis County sheriff’s office said Sands was attend­ing a vol­ley­ball game in Oct when he allegedly touched a 46-year-old woman’s breasts three times and grabbed her but­tocks when she tried to get away from him. He also allegedly grabbed a 15-year-old girl’s but­tocks out­side of a bus after the game and slapped a 16-year-old girl’s behind as she was board­ing the vehi­cle. The sheriff’s office said Sands got onto the school bus and touched a girl in an inap­pro­pri­ate man­ner before being kicked off by the dri­ver. Sands has been sen­tenced to 30 days in jail for each count of creepiness.

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