Friday 7/20

In New Zealand, dozens of traffic signs have been destroyed!  More than 40 poles have been bent, buckled or broken in the past 18 months, costing taxpayers thousands of dollars to replace. What’s happening?  Apparently, prostitutes are performing pole dances in the street to attract clients!  Something tells me New Zealand is not in the top 10 list for fit countries

Upper Darby police said Aishana Clayton, 26, was caught stealing a package of Pampers diapers at a Pathmark store and was taken to the security office where she struggled with a female security guard. The guard grabbed onto Clayton’s shirt, but the suspect managed to get free of the garment and fled the store topless. (Here’s a quote that will be regretted later on) “Her breasts were swinging as she ran to the car,” Police Superintendent Michael Chitwood said.

Neighbors called authorities after Lindsay Stevens whipped out his tool and revved it up to saw down a tree that needed cutting – I’d tell you to get your mind out of the gutter but the truth is, this is the latest incident in a long-running series of nude run-ins with the pudgy homeowner. Police have been called out to Stevens’ place several times in the past, to answer complaints about him walking around the yard in the buff and mowing the lawn in his birthday suit.

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