Friday 8/3

A Pitts­burgh man allegedly broke into a woman’s apart­ment while drunk.  24-year-old Gar­rett Stauber, was arrested shortly after the bur­glary was reported.  Town­ship police say a woman called 911 to report that Stauber kicked in her door, took the uten­sils out of her dish­washer, grabbed her dog then left. A neigh­bor heard what was going on and briefly scuf­fled with Stauber who was found sit­ting shirt­less on a couch in his friend’s apart­ment in the same build­ing where he had been stay­ing recently.

Mar­tin Tucker won his lat­est box­ing match, but a bloody nose in the ring could send him to prison for bank rob­bery. The FBI said it obtained a swab used to stop the bleed­ing and found that DNA matched Tucker’s DNA on other evi­dence from a 2009 rob­bery at Mon­roe County Com­mu­nity Credit Union in Tem­per­ance, near the Michigan-Ohio bor­der. Tucker’s DNA matched DNA from a mask believed to have been used in the rob­bery and from the steer­ing wheel of the get­away car.

Florida cops were called to the eatery after Daniel Alan Set­tle had a few too many cock­tails and began show­ing off his mar­tial arts skills by curs­ing and aim­ing karate kicks in the direc­tion of chil­dren. He didn’t do all that well, since wit­nesses say down­ing all those black belts made him too unsteady on his feet to func­tion. A deputy said “He then asked me if he could demon­strate some karate moves on me, at which time I told him he could not.” When Set­tle resisted arrest, he was forced into a cruiser and charged with resist­ing an offi­cer with violence.

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