funbag explosionI’m not sure whether I should laugh or be appalled! A Bei­jing woman’s breast implant burst after she spent four hours lying on her stom­ach play­ing a game on her cell phone!  The woman was taken to the hos­pi­tal for treat­ment and doc­tors say poor qual­ity of the mate­r­ial used in the implants, com­bined with exces­sive pres­sure, caused them to rup­ture.  China ranks 3rd in the world for plas­tic surgery; 1.05 mil­lion went under the knife in 2011.  Cal­i­for­nia ranks first.

Hous­ton man Jason Jod­way released his secu­rity cam­era footage, which depicts a swimsuit-clad woman dri­ving up to his home in a yel­low Ford Mus­tang, tak­ing sev­eral days worth of mail from the mail­box and try­ing on a pair of shoes his wife had ordered online.  The woman appar­ently did not like the shoes and put them back in the ship­ping box before attempt­ing unsuc­cess­fully to enter the home through the front door. The secu­rity cam­era footage shows the woman dri­ving over the grass of the front yard while leav­ing. Another neigh­bor cap­tured secu­rity cam­era footage of the woman uri­nat­ing on a patio! Jod­way, who said he and his fam­ily were out of the state at the time of the inci­dent, said he is con­cerned about iden­tity theft. Jod­way said police and his credit card com­pa­nies have been notified.

Dominick Andrew Gor­dano was try­ing to break into a pick-up truck in the park­ing lot of a Chipo­tle restau­rant when the owner shouted at him, lead­ing him to run off, right out of his shoes! The vic­tim tracked Gior­dano to a dis­count shoe store, where a deputy approached him and found he was car­ry­ing a brand-new pair of shoes – and sport­ing a big stain that he’d cre­ated when he peed him­self in fear.  Gior­dano offered an expla­na­tion, accord­ing to the police report. He said he thought the Toy­ota Tun­dra was his because he “used to have a truck.”

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