Glazed and confused

Tim Blackburn, 50, of Stockton-on-Tees, England, said he busted his right arm when he fell off a ladder in 2007 and doctors had to remove 4 inches of bone and attach a metal scaffold around the arm. The arm was finally healed this month using a new ultrasound technique, but as Murphy’s law would have it, he tripped over his dog and fell down a flight of stairs and broke it again.   Blackburn said. “If I didn’t laugh about all of it, I’d cry.”

A student bringing an apple for a teacher is a good thing – but a teacher rubbing a student with his banana? Not so much. Jonathan Hampton, a former Florida teacher of the year, was suspended for three days for the incident, which occurred, naturally enough, during a class on Freudian psychology for high school seniors. While the girl and her parents said the act of rubbing the banana over the girl’s head was blatantly sexual, Hampton’s lawyer says he only tapped the student to get her attention. A good banana tapping, that’s what you need!

donutShabbis Bhatti, 42, a clerk at the 7-Eleven store in the Bedford neighborhood, said he called police when he noticed a man filling his pants pockets with doughnuts. They came within 1 minute. They were fast, three policemen and a sergeant,” Bhatti said. Ha, of course they did!  Police said Dexter Jackson, 34, was arrested and charged with criminal possession of stolen property and petty larceny.  Doughnuts in your POCKETS???  That’s like stuffing a marshmallow into a piggy bank.

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