Halloween Candy and You!


As you prepare to hand out piles of candy to a bunch of trick-or-treaters this Halloween, give some thought to what kind of candy you’re going to give out.  As it turns out, your candy actually says a lot about the type of person you are.

  • Sweet Tarts and Skittles – You’re a little wacky and want people to think you’re a lot of fun. Chances are you’re a man dressed up asCher with a mirror ball and it’s raining men blaring from your stereo.
  • Lollipops — This candy shows everyone that you made no effort this year… or you’re 80 years old
  • Tootsie Rolls — You’re plain and simple and simply broke. 
  • Full-Sized Bars – You’re a Show off
  • Candy Corn — You’re traditional and a bit boring.
  • Popcorn balls – You don’t own a TV or a radio and have no idea that your neighbors will automatically assume you’re trying to poison their children!
  • Non-Candy — If you give out anything other than candy like pennies, pencils or raisins. Brace yourself for an egg, TP, and shaving cream attack.  These kids mean business!

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