When a bridge is moving...don't attempt to walk over it.

Carol Omeara dialed 911 and told the dis­patcher she needed aid because she couldn’t get out of her car. When the oper­a­tor asked if she was hav­ing mechan­i­cal or med­ical dif­fi­cul­ties, Omeara replied that she was too wasted to exit the vehi­cle – an admis­sion that led deputies to show up at her home moments later. When offi­cers arrived to help the 55-year-old, they found her sit­ting behind the wheel with her keys in her pocket – and enough alco­hol on her breath to blow nearly four times the legal limit for dri­ving. She was hauled in on her 4th DUI charge.

woman on brigeA woman had par­tic­i­pated in the Mak­ing Strides Against Breast Can­cer 5K Walk and decided to take short­cut home across the bridge while it was raised! There’s good news and bad news for a Dania Beach, Florida woman. The good news — she was res­cued.  The bad news is that she will likely be charged with tres­pass­ing and there is news footage of her every­where. Robert Ledoux, a spokesman for the Florida East Coast Rail­way said, “There are numer­ous ‘No Tres­pass­ing’ signs. There is no way she could not know she was tres­pass­ing.” The 55-year-old woman was “stuck in a Jesus Christ posi­tion,” accord­ing to one witness.

The offi­cer ini­tially approached Alisa Stone because he spot­ted her walk­ing unsteadily in a bike lane on the street, ignor­ing the side­walk just a few feet to her left. As he was prepar­ing a writ­ten warn­ing, the cop asked if he could check her bag – a deci­sion he made after she vol­un­tar­ily admit­ted to hav­ing drug arrests on her record. When Stone reluc­tantly agreed, he spot­ted a bag o weed, which she insisted was a tam­pon. Pressed fur­ther, she reached in to the bag and pulled out an actual tam­pon, which was speck­led with pot residue.  She faces mis­de­meanor charges.

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