Hey batter batter!

Ronald Strong exhibited some weak bowel control midway through his visit in a federal courthouse, and had to be escorted to the men’s room by a bailiff. He stripped down and cleaned himself up, but when a cop entered the loo a few minutes later, he reported that “75 percent of it was covered!”  A 57-page court document included pictures and “vivid comparisons to spaghetti with meat sauce and chunky peanut butter.”

Baseball bat 2Here’s a story that’s both feel-good and horrifying in equal measures. A Baltimore man was shot twice when two armed robbers broke into his apartment early yesterday morning. Did he collapse? Beg for help? Make a run for it? Nope. Despite his wounds, Kenneth Cox, 24, picked up what police say was a “blunt object” and smacked his attacker in the head with it—killing him instantly. Cox is now in a stable condition in hospital, while cops are still searching for the second robber, who did make a run for it.

Derrick Mosely walked into Discount Gun Sales with a baseball bat with the plan to bust up and steal some items from a glass display case.  Unbeknownst to Mosely the manager was packing a loaded gun which he promptly pulled out.  Mosely dropped the bat and was hauled away on charges of first-degree robbery, first-degree theft, unlawful possession of a firearm and second-degree criminal mischief.

Unknown source