Hey, that's not white chocolate!


Cus­toms offi­cers at Newark Lib­erty Inter­na­tional air­port were exam­in­ing lug­gage from pas­sen­gers arriv­ing to New Jer­sey on a flight from white choco chipGuatemala City. Guatemalan cit­i­zen Mauri­cio Her­nan­dez was arrested after offi­cers allegedly dis­cov­ered some cook­ies in his bags with 118 pel­lets of cocaine baked into them! A $50,000 street value! He faces state charges of nar­cotics smuggling

 

It’s all fun and games doing the wild thing in a mov­ing vehicle…that is until the car crashes. That’s exactly what a woman in China dis­cov­ered when she broke both of her legs dur­ing a rag­ing three­some that came to an abrupt end when the car smashed into a tree. The man walked away from the acci­dent with­out any injuries, but his two lady friends had to be treated at a nearby hos­pi­tal. Some guys have all the luck
Pro tip: Shoot­ing your­self with a gun you smug­gled into prison won’t get you law­suit money or a reduced sen­tence. Deshan­dre Billups and Kirk Cartwright found this out the hard way. Appar­ently, back in March Billups and Cartwright were shot with a .25-caliber Beretta inside the Colum­bia Cor­rec­tion Insti­tu­tion. They told guards that they were shot by an unknown assailant while they were pray­ing in their cell. Well, the two Florida inmates, along with five oth­ers, were arrested in what author­i­ties describe as a plot to sue the Florida Depart­ment of Cor­rec­tions. Oops.

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