Hosers get pooped

On this day in 2009 – 18-year-old New Zealander Cherelle May Dudfield, flashed her breasts at passing cars and ended up in a hospital after a distracted driver ran into her. She was found guilty of disorderly behavior for the prank and was fined ($200).

Meloney and Michael Selleneit, became convinced that the neighbor was raping Meloney “telepathically” and controlling her mind, reports the Salt Lake Tribune. She bought a gun illegally and convinced her husband to shoot the neighbor! Luckily, the neighbor survived the gunshot in his back—received while he was working in the yard.  Now, Michael is serving his time (two consecutive sentences of up to 15 years) in a state mental hospital, and Meloney, who gets sentenced next month, already is there receiving treatment.

ERIC-FRISBIE-JACOB-WILLIAMS-largeA pair of volunteer firefighters in New York Eric Frisbie and Jacob Williams allegedly hosed the owners of Enchanted Forest Water Safari Park by sneaking in after hours to help themselves to stuffed animals from an arcade and a load of edibles from the concession stands. It seems all they left behind for payment was a few steamy piles of turds! The drunken rampage also resulted in about $4000 in damages, including broken games and clean-up of the poop. The two were in town for an annual event in which volunteers are trained in new innovations in firefighting – which they won’t be able to put into use, since they were both fired immediately after the incident.

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