Hosers get pooped

On this day in 2009 — 18-year-old New Zealan­der Cherelle May Dud­field, flashed her breasts at pass­ing cars and ended up in a hos­pi­tal after a dis­tracted dri­ver ran into her. She was found guilty of dis­or­derly behav­ior for the prank and was fined ($200).

Mel­oney and Michael Sel­l­eneit, became con­vinced that the neigh­bor was rap­ing Mel­oney “tele­path­i­cally” and con­trol­ling her mind, reports the Salt Lake Tri­bune. She bought a gun ille­gally and con­vinced her hus­band to shoot the neigh­bor! Luck­ily, the neigh­bor sur­vived the gun­shot in his back—received while he was work­ing in the yard.  Now, Michael is serv­ing his time (two con­sec­u­tive sen­tences of up to 15 years) in a state men­tal hos­pi­tal, and Mel­oney, who gets sen­tenced next month, already is there receiv­ing treatment.

ERIC-FRISBIE-JACOB-WILLIAMS-largeA pair of vol­un­teer fire­fight­ers in New York Eric Fris­bie and Jacob Williams allegedly hosed the own­ers of Enchanted For­est Water Safari Park by sneak­ing in after hours to help them­selves to stuffed ani­mals from an arcade and a load of edi­bles from the con­ces­sion stands. It seems all they left behind for pay­ment was a few steamy piles of turds! The drunken ram­page also resulted in about $4000 in dam­ages, includ­ing bro­ken games and clean-up of the poop. The two were in town for an annual event in which vol­un­teers are trained in new inno­va­tions in fire­fight­ing – which they won’t be able to put into use, since they were both fired imme­di­ately after the incident.

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