How many zeros is that?

Thank good­ness for poor eye­sight. A drive-by shoot­ing unleashed a wave of bul­lets on a Seat­tle home Sat­ur­day night, and one man­aged to hit a 16 year old girl while she was sleep­ing.  But she’s OK because she fell asleep with her glasses on and the bul­let actu­ally hit the bridge of her glasses and broke them but left her with only minor injuries!  Offi­cials inves­ti­gat­ing think the home, not the girl, was the tar­get of the attack.

Cal­i­for­nia man Michael Heller had no trans­porta­tion to his pend­ing court date, and no way of post­pon­ing it, so he jumped into the driver’s seat of a 1989 Ford Ranger and sped off.  The only prob­lem was…it wasn’t his and as its owner was work­ing on it at the time.  Heller didn’t make it very far before cops spot­ted the truck. The arrest­ing offi­cers didn’t give the 21-year-old any credit for hav­ing the “drive” to make it to court for the first crime.

snow leopardLos Ange­les police arrested 16 teens who allegedly broke into a La Habra Heights man­sion, held a wild party and then stole items that any teenager would want.  Medieval armor, scuba gear, Armani suits and a $250,000 stuffed snow leop­ard! The teen who stole the snow leop­ard said he grabbed it because “all the good stuff was gone.” When he was told what it was worth — $250,000 — the teen report­edly asked, “How many zeros is that?” Enough to get you charged for tres­pass­ing and grand theft.

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