I fart in your (general) direction


The next time you are excited to eat a hot dog remem­ber this story…One minute, Mau­reen Oleskiewicz was watch­ing her beloved Cubs
warm up before their home game against the Reds—and the next she had col­lapsed between the rows, unable to breathe. The 28-year-old hadn’t made a noise or clutched her throat, so her brother Mar­tin didn’t real­ize what had hap­pened: She had choked on a hot dog she was eat­ing and had gone into car­diac arrest!  As the national anthem played, Wrigley’s pri­vate ambu­lance rushed her to the hos­pi­tal. She was kept alive there until 9:10am so her organs could be donated, with her heart going to a 14-year-old, the Chicago Sun-Times reports.  

The Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office said a deputy pulled over Sakima Rashad Bracero, 21, for run­ning a stop sign and soon dis­cov­ered the 2004 Dodge Neon had been reported stolen in Fort Wal­ton Beach.  Deputies said Bracero ini­tially claimed the car belonged to his girl­friend then later changed his story to say he found it with the keys inside and thought it was his, the sheriff’s office said. The sheriff’s office said a red pill was found in Bracero’s front pants pocket. He first claimed it was candy and later said it was med­i­cine, but he said he did not know what kind. Bracero was charged with grand theft of a motor vehi­cle and dri­ving with­out a license. The pill is being ana­lyzed to deter­mine its sub­stance, deputies said.

farting-in-guys-faceFlorida woman Deb­o­rah Ann Burns cut her boyfriend on the arm and abdomen after she says he delib­er­ately ripped one in her face when walk­ing past her as she tried to watch tele­vi­sion! She first threw the knife in his direc­tion, and then went out­side to grab a large stick that she used to smack him when he started scream­ing at her.  Burns, who’s been arrested eight times since 2005, is being held on charges of aggra­vated bat­tery. This woman clearly still har­bors some rage against her big brother….

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