I fart in your (general) direction

The next time you are excited to eat a hot dog remember this story…One minute, Maureen Oleskiewicz was watching her beloved Cubs
warm up before their home game against the Reds—and the next she had collapsed between the rows, unable to breathe. The 28-year-old hadn’t made a noise or clutched her throat, so her brother Martin didn’t realize what had happened: She had choked on a hot dog she was eating and had gone into cardiac arrest!  As the national anthem played, Wrigley’s private ambulance rushed her to the hospital. She was kept alive there until 9:10am so her organs could be donated, with her heart going to a 14-year-old, the Chicago Sun-Times reports.  

The Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office said a deputy pulled over Sakima Rashad Bracero, 21, for running a stop sign and soon discovered the 2004 Dodge Neon had been reported stolen in Fort Walton Beach.  Deputies said Bracero initially claimed the car belonged to his girlfriend then later changed his story to say he found it with the keys inside and thought it was his, the sheriff’s office said. The sheriff’s office said a red pill was found in Bracero’s front pants pocket. He first claimed it was candy and later said it was medicine, but he said he did not know what kind. Bracero was charged with grand theft of a motor vehicle and driving without a license. The pill is being analyzed to determine its substance, deputies said.

farting-in-guys-faceFlorida woman Deborah Ann Burns cut her boyfriend on the arm and abdomen after she says he deliberately ripped one in her face when walking past her as she tried to watch television! She first threw the knife in his direction, and then went outside to grab a large stick that she used to smack him when he started screaming at her.  Burns, who’s been arrested eight times since 2005, is being held on charges of aggravated battery. This woman clearly still harbors some rage against her big brother….

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