Airport maintenance workers in Moscow noticed blood stains on the main landing gear of an iFly Airbus A330-300 that had just
flown in from Italy. They found a dead man with a Georgia passport inside the wheel well! The plane had made seven flights before the
remains were discovered & autopsy results revealed the man had frozen to death. The Investigative Committee said on its website. “The man was apparently flying without a ticket.” Gee, you think so? Wouldn’t you think the guy would want a seat on the plane if he paid for it??
A lot of criminals are done in by talkative rats, but a Florida crook got busted because of an imaginary one. Ray Stoup brought two cases of beer to the Circle K cashier’s station from the store’s walk-in refrigerator and told an employee that there was a dead rat lying in the middle of the floor. She walked over to look for the croaked critter, but found nothing – and when she turned around, she saw Stoup scurrying towards the door carrying the brewskis. A passing cop saw the man running down the street so he followed Stoup home, arriving at the thirsty thief’s doorstep right around the time the call about the theft came in.
Dr. Robert C. Johnson attracted the attention of police by blowing through several stop signs at a high rate of speed, waving at a patrol car as he went by. He led a high speed chase right to his own home – where he grabbed an American flag and a novelty horn, which he honked at deputies as he marched up and down his driveway. After they cuffed the good doctor, cops decided to search the truck, where they found a loaded handgun, a machete and a little over an ounce of marijuana. Allen had been practicing medicine on probation, following two previous booze-related arrests. Oh, and the Dr. was in his underware.