Ice Cream Scream

Jason Martin, 41, got into an altercation with 39-year-old Richard Henderson in their Kent neighborhood after Henderson sent Martin a text message asking him to turn down his music. This is where the tussle gets interesting.  Martin apparently bit down on Henderson’s dingle through his pajamas so forcefully that it became detached! Martin claims the allegations against him are impossible, telling the court, “I have only got a couple of teeth in the lower part of my mouth, I can’t even bite into a hard-boiled egg.” However, he does admit he has dentures, though he says they are only “for cosmetic reasons.” 

A Chicago lawsuit alleges a woman’s breast implant was ruptured by an overzealous hug from a restaurant doorman.  Kelli Belpedio’s lawsuit, alleges she entered Chicago’s Epic Restaurant and was immediately hugged by doorman Schyler Truesdell, described in the suit as “a former college football offensive lineman who weighs approximately 300 pounds.”  She felt a pain in the right side of her chest and a pressure against her right arm,” the lawsuit states. When Kelli Belpedio awoke the next morning her right breast implant was deflated! Belpedio’s lawsuit says Truesdell’s bosses should have told him “that doorman duties and policies at Epic Restaurant did not include bear hugging customers.”  The suit is seeking $50,000 in damages.

ice cream truckI scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream but most of us wouldn’t run after the ice cream truck with a gun in front of a pack of school age kids! South Carolina man Richard Lee Hill reportedly got hot-headed when the truck parked next to his home, and he grabbed his weapon to have a discussion with the driver — most of which turned out to be four-letter words. Hill grabbed his gun, screaming that there was “no [bleeping] solicitation” allowed and scaring away the kids assembled to buy some sweets. The driver called cops, who went to Hill’s home and found him sitting in his yard, where he admitted to pointing the loaded weapon and called it “a dumb mistake.”

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