Just alittle poop faced


A Florida woman was arrested after she got loaded and attacked her adult daugh­ter with a loaded poop facedia­per. 25-year-old Jes­sica Cald­well returned home to find that her 53-year-old mother, Christine O’Keefe, who was babysit­ting her two-year-old daugh­ter, was drunk. Police say an argu­ment ensued and even­tu­ally became phys­i­cal. That’s when O’Keefe picked up the tot’s dirty dia­per and launched the putrid pam­pers, hit­ting Cald­well smack in the face!  O’Keefe was arrested and charged with bat­tery. Cald­well was fine … just a lit­tle pooped.

Some days you just have to admit defeat.  That’s the case with Texas con­vict Dyonta Rose who had been cuffed on drug charges by an offi­cer who briefly walked away to pre­pare paper­work for the bust – allow­ing Rose to make a break for it. But within a few hours, the 29-year-old dialed 911 to say he needed med­ical atten­tion because the hand­cuffs were cut­ting off cir­cu­la­tion to his arms. The dis­patcher sent help – in the form of deputies, who loos­ened Rose’s cuffs and took him back into cus­tody. He’s fac­ing drug and escape charges.

Mis­sis­sippi man 78-year-old Wal­ter Williams was dis­cov­ered by his fam­ily with­out a pulse and not breath­ing. A coro­ner arrived and pro­nounced him dead. The fol­low­ing day, work­ers at a funeral home were prepar­ing to embalm his body when they saw him kick­ing inside the body bag. He was alive and obvi­ously very con­fused. The funeral home sent Williams imme­di­ately to the hos­pi­tal where it was deter­mined that his pace­maker had stopped momen­tar­ily and then re-started. When his fam­ily arrived at the hos­pi­tal, Williams greeted them and said he was happy to be alive.

 

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