Man gets his "just desserts"

Offi­cials in an Ontario city said van­dals were respon­si­ble for trim­ming a water­front bush into a phal­lic shape. They also said they were very  naware of the 10-foot-tall shaped bush until offi­cials were con­tacted by the Cana­dian Broad­cast­ing Corp. and work­ers were dis­patched to trim the plant into a “more tra­di­tional shrub shape.” Mayor Eddie Fran­cis told the CBC he was not amused by the prank.

The own­ers of a Florida mall have a bone to pick with a man who prompted an evac­u­a­tion by wan­der­ing around the premises while pour­ing out a sus­pi­cious white pow­der. The man, whose name was not released, saved the bulk of the ashes for a stop at the shop­ping center’s Lens Crafters loca­tion, leav­ing a hefty pile.  Turns out the ashes were those of his deceased wife and the mall was quite a spe­cial place for them both.  Lens Crafters??  No crim­i­nal charges were filed, although the Sara­sota Fire Depart­ment may try to recover civil dam­ages from the man.

Chainsaw frontPetr Svacha was hav­ing a leisurely din­ner with a pal and had just got­ten to the dessert course when the man­ager informed him that he’d have to leave, despite the fact that he’d only partly fin­ished his choco­late pud­ding. Svacha reluc­tantly departed, but came back a short time later armed with a chain­saw – which he used to cut a hole in the door in order to retrieve the dessert!  A police spokesman said, “He was over­pow­ered by a waiter and handed over to police.” Svacha now faces up to a year behind bars.  I understand…it’s hard to put down a good dessert!

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