Man hates shoes so much he offs himself!

shoesA Chi­nese man report­edly took to dras­tic mea­sures after his girl­friend refused to stop shop­ping. After shop­ping at a mall in China for more than five hours with his girl­friend, 38-year-old Tao Hsiao report­edly responded to her request to go into one more store by leap­ing over the rail­ing seven floors to his death. Eye­wit­nesses say the cou­ple got into a “really heated argu­ment” about shoes before Tao threw his bags on the ground and leaped over the balcony.

Ten­nessee cou­ple Greg and Stacy Terry came away with the hap­pi­est meal they’d ever seen after order­ing break­fast to go, and wind­ing up with an entire day’s worth of bank deposits! Greg opened the bag in hopes of get­ting a quick bite of McMuf­fin, and found him­self face to face with Lin­coln and Wash­ing­ton instead of Ronald McDon­ald. Right about then, a pan­icked worker caught up with them and pleaded that the cou­ple return the cash, which they did with­out hes­i­ta­tion. Stace said. “There is no other way to have it. I couldn’t live with myself.”

A Ken­tucky man really got the crap scared out of him when he sat down to do his busi­ness in a restau­rant men’s room – and shot him­self with the gun he’d propped up on the toi­let paper holder. The man, whose name was not released, took the weapon into the john while eat­ing din­ner at a local Ital­ian estab­lish­ment, and sat it down on the T.P., only to have the gun slide off and fire – test­ing the absorbency of the paper with blood from his leg wound.  While cops weren’t bowled over by the man’s intel­li­gence, they don’t plan to file any charges, since he had a con­cealed carry per­mit and didn’t harm any­one else.

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