Man just wanted "clothes and food, bro"


Accord­ing to Pierce County Supe­rior Court doc­u­ments, offi­cers responded to the St. Vin­cent De Paul thrift store and found Michael How­ell man with stuffed toyhid­ing inside a box of stuffed ani­mals in the yard out­side the store. The 29-year-old report­edly told offi­cers that he had smoked meth and then jumped in the box after he got spooked by the bur­glar alarm. “I came here for clothes and food, bro,” How­ell told police, KOMO reported. How­ell was charged with bur­glary and unlaw­ful pos­ses­sion of a con­trolled substance.

Charles Mack, 23, was spot­ted walk­ing down the street naked after strip­ping at a pizza joint in Arling­ton, Vir­ginia. It should be men­tioned that he had been on a bar crawl which he hit 14 bars – pre­sum­able with his clothes on. When police tried to arrest him, Mack got into his car and drove off. He struck three vehi­cles before police restrained him with a Taser. Mack was charged with inde­cent expo­sure, dri­ving while intox­i­cated, dis­re­gard­ing police demands, three counts of hit and run and one count of pos­ses­sion of nar­cotics. And Mack spent his birth­day on Sun­day in jail.

James Wertz, 28, was arrested in con­nec­tion to an inci­dent that started over an argu­ment about women’s rights with his girl­friend, Dana Jonge­ward at their Boyn­ton Beach home. At one point, tem­pers flared and Wertz yelled that “it was a man’s world!” While Jonge­ward hid in her bed­room to get away from Wertz, she claims one of her two pet rab­bits screamed. Jonge­ward came out and allegedly saw Wertz punch­ing and chok­ing one of her rab­bits, a 9-month-old named “Bun Bun.” Wertz even­tu­ally left their home, allow­ing Jonge­ward to call1 911. Offi­cers searched the area and even­tu­ally arrested Wertz for one count of ani­mal cru­elty and one count of domes­tic bat­tery, WPTV reports.

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