Miming for money

How often have you planned on just being a guest at a wed­ding but ended up the groom instead?  In India, the bride’s fam­ily appar­ently fought with the orig­i­nal groom and he walked off angrily & didn’t return as expected and could not be found, and the wed­ding was sched­uled for the fol­low­ing day. That’s when the guest, a rel­a­tive of the bride, offered to marry her!  The fam­ily was “relieved” when the wed­ding took place on schedule.

Rich­mond police were on the look­out after some­one reported that a naked man  run­ning in the area. They spot­ted Jer­maine Lloyd crouch­ing behind a tree try­ing to slip into pink women’s panties and panty­hose!  Lloyd allegedly ran “in a threat­en­ing man­ner” toward Deputy Austin Shep­herd who hit him with a baton. After he was hand­cuffed, deputies found a pur­ple Crown Royal bag con­tain­ing cocaine and mar­i­juana that Lloyd had dropped. Just last week, Lloyd escaped from police on foot after he was stopped in his Ford Explorer and told he was under arrest for dri­ving under the influ­ence when Police report­edly found cocaine and mar­i­juana in the car.

mimeMatthew White walked around the con­ve­nience store col­lect­ing items, includ­ing a box of cook­ies, which he started to eat as he approached the counter. When the cashier asked him how he planned to pay, he reached into his pocket and mimed tak­ing out a credit card, which he then slid across the counter and waited. After being informed he needed to use an actual card or cash, White walked out and wan­dered around the park­ing lot, walk­ing into the glass as if he couldn’t find the door – before finally going back inside and grab­bing some hair ties to adorn his locks. Cops showed up at this point and took him into cus­tody for dis­or­derly con­duct and shoplifting.

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