Mom pops kid for stealing her tart!

poptartPolice in Char­lotte, N.C., said a woman called author­i­ties and had her juve­nile son arrested in their home for steal­ing her Pop-Tarts!  The police report said the boy was placed under juve­nile arrest on a charge of larceny/misdemeanor. WCNC-TV said the woman, whose name was not reported, refused to com­ment at her home, choos­ing to instead shout an obscen­ity and slam the door.

Inves­ti­ga­tors said a 56-year-old woman told police she was clean­ing up at her son’s bar in Artana when two men broke in, attacked her and took two days’ worth of prof­its. Police said incon­sis­ten­cies in the woman’s story made them sus­pi­cious. The woman even­tu­ally con­fessed and said she had lost all of the prof­its in a gam­bling machine and used facial injuries from a tum­ble down the stairs to back up her false rob­bery report. The woman was arrested on a charge of sim­u­lat­ing a crime for finan­cial gain.

 Natasha Myers was arrested on charges of crim­i­nal mis­chief after a sur­veil­lance tape caught her carv­ing the image of a man’s twig n berries into the hood of a Kia owned by a 63-year-old woman. Myers didn’t choose the car ran­domly, as proven by a post-it note she glued along­side her art­work, say­ing, “Hey I keyed your car. You didn’t stop for pedes­tri­ans as is law. Since no cop to enforce a ticket, this should cover the cost of your fine. Have a good day” She did about $1,200 worth of dam­age to the car – which she prob­a­bly doesn’t have, since she hasn’t been able to post the $5,000 bail needed to spring her from jail.

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