An Ontario police officer found himself adding Dr. to his resume when he pulled over a woman for speeding outside a grocery store. Obviously, she was on her way to the hospital and with his help, the lady ended up giving birth to a baby boy right there on the side of the road! Both are doing fine and are now at a hospital.
An orange turned out to be bad for an Ohio man’s health. Christopher Lilje showed up at a local emergency room with a blade stuck about three inches into his right pectoral muscle. His mother, who accompanied him to the hospital, told cops that she woke to the sound of her son’s screams, then rushed downstairs and found him lying on the floor, the knife protruding from his chest. Turns out he was peeling the orange and had tripped over his sleeping dog while holding the knife. Lilje did not suffer life threatening injuries, but said, “I’m a little sore.”
A Rhode Island man will have plenty of time to brush up on the U.S. history lessons he clearly skipped – now that he’s behind bars for trying to pass fake $100 bills bearing Abe Lincoln’s face instead of Benjamin Franklin’s. Dana Leland was busted after a cashier at a Target store noticed the phony money and called security. He pled innocent on all counts, and his attorney is asking for leniency, claiming he had recently had a relapse into drug addiction after a long period of sobriety.