Monday 4/16

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Liason in the Loo – A “Missed Connections” posting appeared on Web site Craigslist from a woman who wore “blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, (and) knee high black biker boots” to the recent Motorhead/Megadeth concert at the Aragon Ballroom in Chicago, is seeking a red-mohawked man with “black pentagram gauges” and “viper piercings” who engaged in a bathroom tryst with her during the show. “Anyway, I’m pregnant. It’s yours. Contact me, if you want to be part of the child’s life,” the posting ends. It is unknown whether the couple has reconnected or whether the entire posting was a hoax, the newspaper said.

When you gotta go…. – Melissa Mansfield allegedly stole a car from a man in theFlorida Keys, and she made it a couple hundred miles before nature called. She pulled onto the shoulder and started relieving herself, and that attracted the attention of the trooper.Mansfield said the car was her boyfriend’s, but a quick run of the license plate turned up the truth — she’d taken it from some guy’s driveway. Not surprisingly, the trooper also found multiple open beer bottles in the car.

Wiggle it just a little bit  – If there is a way to scar children, this man figured it out. Gainesville police said Zot Lynn Szurgot, 52, walked outside completely nude in view of five people including a 10-year-old boy and a 4-year-old girl and shook genitals at them! TheGainesville Sun reported Friday. Szurgot, who was charged with two counts of lewd and lascivious behavior and three counts of indecent exposure, was taken to theAlachuaCounty jail in lieu of $6,500 bail.

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