Monday 6/1

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They don’t mess around in the Big Apple!  In New York, a guy was stabbed for watch­ing porn in a library. The alleged attacker, 46-year-old Ralph Nep­tune, was with his wife on the sec­ond floor of the Brook­lyn Heights Pub­lic Library when he spot­ted the porn on the 52-year-old victim’s screen. There was a con­fronta­tion, which ended with­Nep­tune stab­bing the porn enthu­si­ast in the chest.

14-year-old Ryan Hart bit into a junior roast beef sand­wich and found some­thing unusu­ally meaty between the buns — a chunk of human fin­ger. It turns out that a kitchen worker had sliced off a piece of her index fin­ger and pan­icked — leav­ing it behind while rush­ing to the emer­gency room. The next worker to step up to the machine sim­ply filled Ryan’s order, with the bonus meat included — lead­ing his mom to plan a law­suit, and to declare unequiv­o­cally, “We don’t eat fast food no more.”

 A dread­locked wig-wearing bank rob­ber almost got away with $100,000 after rob­bing a sub­ur­ban Chicago bank vault — until he got stuck in an air duct and had to be cut out by author­i­ties. 38-year-old Charles Estell was found in the air duct of an office located next to the bank. Author­i­ties searched for him for hours before find­ing him at about 1 a.m. stuck in the air duct.

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