Monday 6/1

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They don’t mess around in the Big Apple!  In New York, a guy was stabbed for watching porn in a library. The alleged attacker, 46-year-old Ralph Neptune, was with his wife on the second floor of the Brooklyn Heights Public Library when he spotted the porn on the 52-year-old victim’s screen. There was a confrontation, which ended withNeptune stabbing the porn enthusiast in the chest.

14-year-old Ryan Hart bit into a junior roast beef sandwich and found something unusually meaty between the buns — a chunk of human finger. It turns out that a kitchen worker had sliced off a piece of her index finger and panicked — leaving it behind while rushing to the emergency room. The next worker to step up to the machine simply filled Ryan’s order, with the bonus meat included — leading his mom to plan a lawsuit, and to declare unequivocally, “We don’t eat fast food no more.”

 A dreadlocked wig-wearing bank robber almost got away with $100,000 after robbing a suburban Chicago bank vault — until he got stuck in an air duct and had to be cut out by authorities. 38-year-old Charles Estell was found in the air duct of an office located next to the bank. Authorities searched for him for hours before finding him at about 1 a.m. stuck in the air duct.

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