Monday 8/13

Brandon Tudor, said he was driving along U.S. Highway 30 near Big Rock when bird poop hit the windshield of his 1996 Cadillac Seville and he immediately saw a resemblance pop icon Michael Jackson!  So, he’s put it on eBay with a minimum starting bid for the windshield is set at $. Until the auction closes, Tudor is keeping the bird poop image covered in plastic to protect it from washing away and parking his car in a garage. Kinda looks more like Jack White to me….

Tennessee man Allen Brooks was busted after placing several calls to 911 over a 12 hour period, some of which were unintelligible, but one of which was crystal clear – a demand to be driven to the store to purchase a few brewskis. Brooks was warned to stop, and told he’d get off with just the warning if he did, but he pursued the matter, so things came to a head and got a ride but it wasn’t to the grocery store.

Tamala Grissett had allegedly stolen more than a thousand dollars worth of merchandise from a Cincinnati-area Macy’s when cops nabbed her – only to have her hand over a fake I.D., threaten to kill the arresting officer and finally (since neither of those worked) she pretended to go into labor. She turned on her acting skills to mimic labor pains, and did well enough that deputies began preparing papers to transfer her to a hospital unit at which point she made a dash for the door.  From there, she went to the only logical place – McDonald’s. She was arrested there and charged with escape, aggravated menacing, obstructing official business and theft.  Turns out the labor pains were gas pains.

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