Mummified Manniquin

Two men hired to clean out a Florida rental house thought they found a man­nequin hang­ing in the garage MALE MANNIQUINso they cut down what they believed to be a Halloween-style prank and took it to a land­fill. But work­ers at the dump in west-central Florida grew sus­pi­cious of its foul odor and called author­i­ties, who deter­mined the work­ers had actu­ally brought in a dead man in a mum­mi­fied state! Author­i­ties believe the dead man, Jeremy Wit­foth, 33, had hanged him­self within the past sev­eral weeks. An autopsy is being con­ducted to deter­mine the cause of death.

Ray Chapa allegedly switched price tags on $400 breast pumps so he could pur­chase them for a mere $30. Police sus­pect he had been rack­ing up stolen pumps because he had 12 more in his car! Now he’s in the can on charges of grand theft and felony retail theft. It’s unclear what Chapa would have been doing with such a mul­ti­tude of breast pumps, but pre­vi­ous mass-breast pump thefts have been indi­ca­tors of a breast pump black market.

Cana­dian woman Kyla Anne MacMil­lan had to go back to an Alberta pub to retrieve her purse, after she and two friends skipped out on a tab that included a pitcher of beer, chicken wings, nachos and 23 shots of tequila and vodka! Total­ing $160! MacMil­lan tried to say that she hadn’t skipped out on the bill, but had sim­ply gone out­side to use an ATM … but her excuse didn’t fly…because she left her purse inside. She was ordered to pay the $160 tab.

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