My lips are permanantly sealed

Author­i­ties say an explod­ing refrig­er­a­tor led them to a marijuana-growing oper­a­tion in San Diego. City News Ser­vice says the fridge
exploded and caused a fire at a home that took fire­fight­ers about 30 min­utes to douse. How­ever, police say author­i­ties later dis­cov­ered mar­i­juana grow­ing at the house and a quan­tity of flam­ma­ble hash oil, which appar­ently caused the explo­sion. Three peo­ple were held for questioning.

The quick­est way to a woman’s heart is not through her under­wear drawer … as a Florida man dis­cov­ered upon being arrested for bom­bard­ing a woman with pho­tos of him­self wear­ing her panties on his head! David Sirko was busted on bur­glary charges after he broke into the unnamed woman’s home on sev­eral occa­sions, tak­ing the bizarre pho­tos, and even strip­ping down to his boxer shorts to wait for her to come home from work. She obtained a restrain­ing order, but he con­tin­ued his stalk­ing ways, leav­ing her love notes and mar­riage pro­pos­als taped to lit­tle gifts like a can of peas she found on her porch. The woman says that Sirko has never had a key to her house, so she’s unsure how he keeps get­ting in.

glued lipsNew Zealand offi­cials got a strange phone call.  Senior Sergeant Steve Aitken said the woman sounded like she was gag­ging or had a med­ical con­di­tion.” She could only grunt.” Police reported to her home in Dunedin and found that the 64-year-old woman had mis­taken glue for lip cream and had glued her lips together. She was taken to Dunedin Hos­pi­tal and has since been released.

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