Mystery wizzer

Police said they are searching for a suspect accused of urinating on strangers on the street near the wet legUniversity of Florida campus. The victims in all three incidents told investigators they were standing with their backs to the man when they felt wetness on their backsides.  Realizing it wasn’t their own, they turned to confront the perp he exposed himself and ran away. The suspect was described as a 6-foot-tall black man between the ages of 25 and 30. He had short, curly hair and a medium to large build, police said.

After a year of watching her waistline expand, a 57-year-old Brazilian woman finally consulted doctors when it hit 52 inches … and they discovered the cause was an 88-pound, mucus-filled ovarian tumor! It grown so large it actually squished her uterus and her abdominal contents; it measured 16.5 inches by 15.7 inches by 11 inches. Today she is symptom-free.

Two Texas men landed in the hospital over the weekend after a bizarre case of life imitating a video game.  Eugene Thompson was having an argument with his girlfriend who called her estranged husband to come over and intervene. When the husband arrived, Thompson told him to leave, but he refused. Instead, he came after Thompson, who was hiding in a bedroom holding his replica Master Sword from the Nintendo game The Legend of Zelda. Thompson says the husband lunged at him and caught the tip of the sword in his chest and leg. Thompson also suffered a nasty cut when the husband smashed a flower pot over his head. Both were taken to the hospital to be treated. There’s no word yet if either man will face charges.

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