Mystery wizzer

Police said they are search­ing for a sus­pect accused of uri­nat­ing on strangers on the street near the wet legUni­ver­sity of Florida cam­pus. The vic­tims in all three inci­dents told inves­ti­ga­tors they were stand­ing with their backs to the man when they felt wet­ness on their back­sides.  Real­iz­ing it wasn’t their own, they turned to con­front the perp he exposed him­self and ran away. The sus­pect was described as a 6-foot-tall black man between the ages of 25 and 30. He had short, curly hair and a medium to large build, police said.

After a year of watch­ing her waist­line expand, a 57-year-old Brazil­ian woman finally con­sulted doc­tors when it hit 52 inches … and they dis­cov­ered the cause was an 88-pound, mucus-filled ovar­ian tumor! It grown so large it actu­ally squished her uterus and her abdom­i­nal con­tents; it mea­sured 16.5 inches by 15.7 inches by 11 inches. Today she is symptom-free.

Two Texas men landed in the hos­pi­tal over the week­end after a bizarre case of life imi­tat­ing a video game.  Eugene Thomp­son was hav­ing an argu­ment with his girl­friend who called her estranged hus­band to come over and inter­vene. When the hus­band arrived, Thomp­son told him to leave, but he refused. Instead, he came after Thomp­son, who was hid­ing in a bed­room hold­ing his replica Mas­ter Sword from the Nin­tendo game The Leg­end of Zelda. Thomp­son says the hus­band lunged at him and caught the tip of the sword in his chest and leg. Thomp­son also suf­fered a nasty cut when the hus­band smashed a flower pot over his head. Both were taken to the hos­pi­tal to be treated. There’s no word yet if either man will face charges.

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