Naked as a Jay bird


bird behind barsOslo, Nor­way police say wit­nesses alerted offi­cers to a naked man walk­ing around on a pub­lic street. The offi­cers arrived to find a 24-year-old man not only naked as a jay bird but also car­ry­ing a large box that was found to be filled with amphet­a­mine drugs. Oslo police spokesman Finn Belle said, “We’ve had a few reports of naked men lately and it’s usu­ally tied to being high or for psy­chi­atric reasons.”


A Florida crook who thought he was in the mid­dle of a dream heist had a rude awak­en­ing when the home­owner returned in mid-robbery to find him asleep on her couch! Domonique Pinkard was snor­ing away in the liv­ing room when he was roused by cops, who took a con­fes­sion that included his admis­sion that he “had been work­ing hard all day and had to sit down for a moment.”  A hard day thiev­ing! His accom­plice, Julian Evan­ge­list, evi­dently got prop­erly caf­feinated before the break-in, and man­aged to escape with a tele­vi­sion and some other house­hold goods – and left the other guy behind!  Both men were jailed on charges of bur­glary and grand theft.

Anthony Dwayne Thomas, a reg­u­lar cus­tomer at the Mar­tin Oil loca­tion, asked for a job appli­ca­tion and filled out the form with all his per­sonal infor­ma­tion. The clerk on duty turned away and Anthony swiped a hand­ful of cash from their reg­is­ter then fled! Cops had no prob­lem find­ing Thomas, since he’d given the com­pany all the infor­ma­tion needed to iden­tify him.

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