Never take a man to do a dog's job

chihuahauGerardo Reyna had his Chihuahua with him when he busted into a taco stand in San Antonio to steal cash from the cash register and the jukebox. You heard that right…he busted into a taco stand with a Chihuahua. The business’ alarm sounded and he fled to hide in a row of bushes nearby.  Reyna was eventually busted because he dog wouldn’t stop yapping.  Maybe he really wanted Taco Bell?

Florida woman Veronica Doctor got wasted during a night out with a friend and decided to drive to her ex’s house to confront him about doing her wrong. She began driving around the property honking her horn until he came out, then floored the SUV and chased him – but he jumped out of the way, and she slammed into a tree in his yard!  Emergency Services arrived on the scene and found Doctor to be unharmed but intoxicated – with a blood alcohol level more than three times the legal limit.

A 4 year old boy and his grandfather went to a Burger King for a snack on their way home from a water park when they bought a kids’ meal that was supposed to contain a burger, fries and a toy. Instead, they found a pipe fully loaded up with marijuana!  A worker says he had hidden the pipe in the kid’s meal box to keep it safe while he worked, and never intended to give it away. He must have forgot.

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