Nice hair, Hitler

Police said William Footman, 55, allegedly stole six rugs from Chase Bank ATM vestibules in the city and officers are looking at surveillance footage to determine whether he was behind 32 similar heists! Investigators said Footman sold the $400 rugs for $30 apiece at a bodega in a Harlem, NY Neighborhood. 

hitler teapotAs you may have heard Jesus has been making the rounds by showing up on a piece of French toast, in liquid fabric softener and even a bird turd on a windshield.  Now there’s someone else making a comeback…U.S. retailer J.C. Penney quickly sold out of a tea kettle on its website after online commentators noted its resemblance to Adolf Hitler!  The kettle, which a Reddit user pointed out has negative space created by its Hitler-hair-shaped handle, went viral and sold out. The issue was addressed on the company’s Twitter page, where the resemblance to Hitler was explained as unintentional. “If we had designed it to look like something, we would have gone with a snowman or something fun,” the tweet read.

A multi-tasking man in New Mexico who was drinking, driving, speeding, and doing the nasty all at the same time (not surprisingly) wrecked his car!  Then, he did what any noble gentleman would do in such a situation … he took off running, leaving his date behind.  Incidentally, she was naked and ejected from the vehicle. He was eventually tracked down by cops, who found him hiding in a cactus patch, wearing only one shoe and a pair of black shorts.  He’s been charged with aggravated DWI, reckless driving, and evading police.

Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser.

Unknown source