Nice hair, Hitler

Police said William Foot­man, 55, allegedly stole six rugs from Chase Bank ATM vestibules in the city and offi­cers are look­ing at sur­veil­lance footage to deter­mine whether he was behind 32 sim­i­lar heists! Inves­ti­ga­tors said Foot­man sold the $400 rugs for $30 apiece at a bodega in a Harlem, NY Neigh­bor­hood. 

hitler teapotAs you may have heard Jesus has been mak­ing the rounds by show­ing up on a piece of French toast, in liq­uid fab­ric soft­ener and even a bird turd on a wind­shield.  Now there’s some­one else mak­ing a comeback…U.S. retailer J.C. Pen­ney quickly sold out of a tea ket­tle on its web­site after online com­men­ta­tors noted its resem­blance to Adolf Hitler!  The ket­tle, which a Red­dit user pointed out has neg­a­tive space cre­ated by its Hitler-hair-shaped han­dle, went viral and sold out. The issue was addressed on the company’s Twit­ter page, where the resem­blance to Hitler was explained as unin­ten­tional. “If we had designed it to look like some­thing, we would have gone with a snow­man or some­thing fun,” the tweet read.

A multi-tasking man in New Mex­ico who was drink­ing, dri­ving, speed­ing, and doing the nasty all at the same time (not sur­pris­ingly) wrecked his car!  Then, he did what any noble gen­tle­man would do in such a sit­u­a­tion … he took off run­ning, leav­ing his date behind.  Inci­den­tally, she was naked and ejected from the vehi­cle. He was even­tu­ally tracked down by cops, who found him hid­ing in a cac­tus patch, wear­ing only one shoe and a pair of black shorts.  He’s been charged with aggra­vated DWI, reck­less dri­ving, and evad­ing police.

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