Not so magical muchrooms

Magical_MushroomsFlorida man Rick Daniel Myers was busted while col­lect­ing psy­che­delic ‘shrooms in a state park, where they were grow­ing wild. When cops approached the man, he handed over his back­pack and a 2 foot long alli­ga­tor – which Myers says he’d picked up ear­lier that day in a field.  Myers, who said that he intended to release the crit­ter after tak­ing a few pic­tures with it, was cited for ille­gal pos­ses­sion of an alli­ga­tor in addi­tion to the more stan­dard drug charges.

Texas mom Dorothy Baker-Flugence was car­jacked at knife-point with two of her six kids. But Dorothy wasn’t hav­ing it, and, with the car­jacker in the pas­sen­ger seat, grabbed the knife from the man and ran the car full speed into a tele­phone pole!  This just stunned they guy and he jumped out of the vehi­cle but not fast enough as Dorothy ran right over the guy!  The brave mother did this to stop the guy from hurt­ing any­body else. She also added, “I told [him] he messed with the wrong witch.” 

Wash­ing­ton state man Omar Med­ina had just got­ten behind the wheel of his car in the park­ing lot of a con­ve­nience store when a police­man noticed that he appeared impaired and moved in to check. He asked Med­ina to hand over his license, but the 26-year-old had another idea and offered a beer.  When the offi­cer declined, Med­ina told him he didn’t have to co-operate because he was employed by the fed­eral gov­ern­ment – as an assas­sin who’d killed many times while serv­ing the coun­try. Turns out he’d been arrested three times before for DUI and lost his license as a result.

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