Not the "bingo" they were expecting


Port St. Lucie police said the 68-year-old man told offi­cers he and his wife, Velina argued after a church ser­vice when Oneal said his 92-year-old mother would have to sit in the mid­dle back seat of the car to even out the weight on the back tires. The man told Velina not to insult his mother, and an argu­ment erupted and his wife hit him in the den­tures, which began to fall out. “To keep them from exit­ing his mouth, he bit down unaware that her fin­ger was still in his mouth!”  Oneal said her hus­band inten­tion­ally bit her fin­ger and she hit him in the mouth fol­low­ing the bite.The 92-year-old woman’s account of events was sim­i­lar to her son’s, police said. She said Oneal “con­stantly” harasses her about her weight and often becomes vio­lent toward her and her son. Oneal was arrested on a bat­tery charge.

Kevin Cook and a friend were robbed by two men shortly after mid­night Sat­ur­day. One mug­ger dis­played a gun and said he would shoot the vic­tims if they made any noise. The rob­bers took his cell­phone, a brief­case and a wal­let con­tain­ing about $114 cash. But Cook said one of the rob­bers gave him back his phone. “He just took a look at it and handed it back to me and a minute later I was able to call 911 and get the whole thing started.” Cook said.  Cook said there turned out to be an upside to his out­dated 2010 LG Quan­tum flip phone.

 bingoA Ken­tucky man was arrested and charged with dis­or­derly con­duct and alco­hol intox­i­ca­tion after he allegedly ran through a bingo hall with his pants down yelling — of course — “Bingo!” Unsur­pris­ingly, Louisville Police say that Deharra Waters’ speech was slurred. In addi­tion report­edly being a Louisville Car­di­nals fan, it also appears Wal­ters has “YOLO” (You Only Live Once) tat­tooed on his knuck­les. It hasn’t been con­firmed whether he actu­ally had a Bingo.

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