Nuts about Ninjas


Brid­gett Dixon left her Ply­mouth Neon smack dab in the mid­dle of some rail­road tracks, with the door open and keys in the igni­tion. She ran from the scene scream­ing that the car was stuck. Dixon was arrested on charges of dis­or­derly con­duct and pub­lic drunk­en­ness. She told the respond­ing offi­cer that she was tired of trains going through town, blow­ing their whis­tles, when she is down­town and on the phone, and intended to let her car be smashed so she could find out who was dri­ving the train.

Swedish police said a drunken 20-year-old appar­ently wan­dered into the wrong house and crawled into bed with a 70-year-old man.  Police say the elderly man woke up around 3:30 a.m. to dis­cover the young man sleep­ing next to him in
bed. “He got a bit of a shock. He’d been sleep­ing with earplugs as it was quite noisy in the area,” police spokesman Max Forsstrom said. Police arrived and awoke the 20-year-old, who offi­cers said was apolo­getic. The man explained his house was less than a mile away and he must have sim­ply entered the wrong house in his intox­i­cated state.

ninjaA Chicago PD spokesper­son said a 17-year-old told police he was stand­ing out­side when two men dressed in black and wear­ing ninja masks jumped from a black van and shot him! The police inves­ti­gated the area and were unable to find the nin­jas respon­si­ble for the crime. Or any crime.  Police con­fronted the teen at the hos­pi­tal, where he admit­ted to the fake story and told police the truth. He appar­ently was in the back­seat of a friend’s car when the gun acci­den­tally went off and he shot his lower groin area. The teen’s injuries are not life threat­en­ing and he remains in sta­ble condition.

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