Poopy Proposal

xray ringRonald Per­ley allegedly went into Bellman’s Jew­el­ers ask­ing about engage­ment rings. Sur­veil­lance footage shows Per­ley tak­ing the ring and putting his hand to his mouth. Author­i­ties charged Per­ley with theft and fal­si­fy­ing phys­i­cal evi­dence after they say X-rays showed the 14-karat white-gold ring with princess-cut dia­monds inside him. A happy end­ing for police (not so much for the intended fiancé), they got the $3,200 ring back.

A Welsh woman has pledged ret­ri­bu­tion against a neigh­bor who used a foam can­non to fill her gar­den with bub­bles while she was shop­ping. Mag­gie McEl­roy said she went out to the store and returned to dis­cover friend Barry Bren­nand, had filled her “pride and joy” flower beds with 6 feet of suds! McEl­roy said Brennand’s prank was revenge for the time she filled his gar­den with a zoo’s worth of stuffed ani­mals while he was away on vaca­tion. McEl­roy laughed off the prank.“I thought I’d left my wash­ing machine on until I heard gig­gling. But I’ll get him back,” McEl­roy said. 

A bank rob­ber in Florida said to be in his late 40s, entered a bank branch with his gun already drawn and demanded money from one employee. The man behind the counter report­edly started hand­ing over the money right away.  He was doing it so fast as a mat­ter of fact that the pace got to be too much for the rob­ber and he had to put his gun down in order to keep up!  The teller grabbed the gun “with­out hes­i­ta­tion” and pointed it towards the rob­ber.  Police say the would be thief ran and was seen head­ing north on a light-colored bicycle.

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