Punched in the Head Cheese

This guy will think twice before tak­ing a nap on a plane after this inci­dent! Tom Wag­oner had been en route from Louisiana to Cal­i­for­nia when he fell asleep and appar­ently went unno­ticed when every­one else, includ­ing the crew, deplaned and shut the air­craft down for the night. When he awoke inside to dark­ness he called his girl­friend on his cell phone for help.  “What if I had a med­ical con­di­tion or a heart attack and I was dead?”  marod no ee

An Aus­tralian man is headed for the pen after a jury didn’t buy his claim that he was just hold­ing a pen –when two women charged him with inde­cent expo­sure. Andrew Tip­tree allegedly exposed him­self in the front seat of his car while sit­ting in a restau­rant park­ing lot, alarm­ing two wait­resses who were leav­ing work. In court, his lawyer insisted Tip­tree was only using an over sized nov­elty pen, but the ladies were able to describe “unique and dis­tin­guish­ing” marks that proved otherwise.

mac and no cheeseAuthor­i­ties in South Car­olina said they arrested a 20-year-old man accused of assault­ing his father dur­ing an argu­ment over mac­a­roni and cheese! The Spar­tan­burg County Sheriff’s Office said Brian Rossi, 54, told deputies the inci­dent began when he was “try­ing to make some mac­a­roni and cheese for din­ner” and he “dis­cov­ered that there was only pasta and no more cheese pack­ets!”  The sheriff’s office report said Rossi told his son, Alex, to “stop using all of the cheese pack­ets!” Alex allegedly “ran after” his father dur­ing the argu­ment “and began to punch him in the face and head!”  Alex Rossi, who had no vis­i­ble injuries, was arrested and charged with mis­de­meanor assault and battery.

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