Quench your thirst during Shark Week !

It’s hot out­side, which is great because it’s Shark Week – the per­fect excuse to sit on your couch, crank the a/c, and watch under­wa­ter killing machines.

Of course, it’s still impor­tant to stay hydrated, so here’s a Shark Week drink­ing game to help:

  • Drink every time you hear an Aus­tralian, South African, or British accent.
  • Drink every time you see a diver in a cage.
  • Drink every time a per­son men­tions chum.
  • Drink every time the cam­era shows a surf­board or per­son under­wa­ter in the same frame as a shark. Also drink if they show you a chewed-up surfboard.
  • Drink every time the show ref­er­ences a new type of shark. If the shark does not attack humans (nurse shark) drink three times.
  • Drink every time a per­son is declared a “shark expert.”
  • Drink every time some­one men­tions punch­ing a shark in the nose or eye to stop an attack.
  • Drink every time some­one men­tions Jaws or if the Jaws theme music plays.
  • When a shark attack vic­tim talks about the attack, drink for one sec­ond per five stitches the vic­tim received


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