Red Light Special

red lightInstead of the Kmart blue light special this guy ran with the red light special in Wal-Mart bathroom. Foster Billis allegedly took out ads on Craigslist offering his services to prospective clients, who he “checked out” during his overnight shifts at the mega-chain. An undercover officer responded to one of the ads and contacted Billis, who agreed to bag his merchandise for a fee – then busted the 22-year-old in the men’s room.

A Texas homeowner says that he and his wife were fast asleep just before two in the morning when he heard the ruckus and ended up stumbling across a naked Sara Elizabeth Soto lying in his tub, where she hadn’t even bothered to turn on the water. Soto, who’s described as 4-foot-11 and 100 pounds, says that she entered the house through the doggy door because she needed to use a telephone.

At 3:30 a.m Joseph Carrara of Port Orange allegedly rammed his car into the northern gate of the Volusia County Jail, nearly side swiped a deputy, then sped away. Deputies combed the area in search of Carrara with little success. Then, at 4:20 a.m., Carrara allegedly almost ran into a deputy’s patrol car in DeLand while speeding! Deputy Scott Gering pulled Carrara over. Carrara admitted to being drunk and that he had driven onto jail property, but denied he slammed into the jail’s northern perimeter gates. Carrara was charged with criminal mischief with damage to property, trespassing, driving while intoxicated and reckless driving and taken back to jail.

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