Mummified Manniquin

Two men hired to clean out a Florida rental house thought they found a man­nequin hang­ing in the garage so they cut down what they believed to be a Halloween-style prank and took it to a land­fill. But work­ers at the dump in west-central Florida grew sus­pi­cious of its foul odor and called author­i­ties, who […]

 

His fly came undone

A lawyer in Kaza­khstan, who was hired by his client to rep­re­sent him in a case involv­ing an inher­i­tance, was unhappy with the judge’s rul­ing. So he approached the bench hold­ing a fly­swat­ter and said, “Let’s not hang about argu­ing the law here, let’s decide this with fly­swat­ters” and then laid a smack down on […]

 

Piper interviews Weird Al Yankovic

I know KBEAR is a rock sta­tion but how would I (or any­one) pass up an inter­view with a HUGE music icon like Weird Al?  I mean, Vik­tor Wilt was jeal­ous!  Please enjoy his thoughts on his new album Manda­tory Fun (get it here), his thoughts on Drunk His­tory, singing in the shower and how […]

 

Pink jinx

Sur­veil­lance cam­eras cap­tured footage of Daniel Lee Warn crawl­ing through the drive thru win­dow at an El Pollo Loco loca­tion before it opened for the day. He went through cash reg­is­ters that turned out to be empty and grabbed a few small items before repeat­ing the break-in route else­where. Appar­ently bur­glar­iz­ing can lead to an […]

 

Stuck in a squishy situation

I’ve used some good excuses but this 78-year-old Utah woman had the best excuse ever for miss­ing an event she was sup­posed to attend with some friends. When she didn’t show up they called the police to report her miss­ing. Luck­ily, police even­tu­ally found Sharon Brus­sell near Arches National Park – stuck up to her […]

 

Careful, he'll gum you to death

Wash­ing­ton state man Ken­neth Cham­bers, who lost all of his teeth some­where along the line, squab­bled with the woman who shared his double-wide after she refused to clean his ears. he began shout­ing, then pulled the trailer’s screen door off its hinges before lung­ing at her and sink­ing his gums into her arm! The alarmed […]

 

Tommy Lee hangs from the ceiling in his drumkit!

 

 

Third time's a charm

A New Hamp­shire man is fac­ing a num­ber of charges after he allegedly hit a state trooper three times while drunk dri­ving after a NASCAR race. Damian Biron was allegedly oper­at­ing his red pickup truck in an unsafe man­ner when a trooper attempted to get him to pull over. The sus­pect didn’t stop for the […]