Save some cash, lose some teeth

TEETHA man in China found out that a surgery he needed would cost an arm and a leg, so he decided to take matters into his own hands. After a doctor warned Zheng Yanliang that he only had three months to live if he didn’t act, the man went home and got out his tools – sawing through his leg while biting down on a piece of wood to keep himself from screaming. He was successful in treating the leg wound, but now needs a trip to the dentist – since he lost three teeth as a result of biting the wood plank so hard.

Yale University students are dealing with a trespasser who’s been tampering with loads of laundry by adding his own “load” into several dryers full of just-washed clothing! The culprit, dubbed “the poopetrator” by baffled security personnel, has dropped deuces in four different dryers over the past month, forcing the machines out of service and prompting victims to dump their dump-stained duds. The suspect took things a bit further in his most recent fecal frolic – hanging up a clothesline with soiled clothes in a courtyard. Yale sophomore David Steiner told the New Haven Register “Some people think the whole thing is funny; some think it is scary; and everyone thinks it is gross.”   

It seems all men in marriages get razzed for “not paying attention.” Just be glad you’re not this guy.Police said the newly married couple was heading home to Berlin from their honeymoon in France when the man pulled over to fill up their van. While he was getting the gas, his wife who had been sleeping in the back seat got up to use the toilets.  Well, the husband hadn’t noticed that she got out and he drove off before she returned. Only after 2 ½ hours on the road did he notice she was gone and called police, who said she was patiently waiting.

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