Shareing the sausage

Police in Florida said they arrested a man twice within a 12-hour period.  Brian Blake Bienvenu, 24, of Delray Beach, Fla., began his alleged crime spree when a security official at Highland Beach Club observed him parking his vehicle in the nude, police said. Bienvenu then tried to open the locked gate to the club, and when he couldn’t, he climbed a fence and hid in some bushes.  Police arrested Bienvenu for indecent exposure and noted in the police report the man appeared to be drunk or on drugs. Bienvenu said he had smoked marijuana. He was released at 10:50 a.m. and about four hours later, Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office deputies responded to a report of a stolen motorcycle at Palm Beach International Airport. The owner of the bike said a shirtless man stole it.  Police caught up to the shirtless man who was driving the motorcycle in question and arrested him. It was Bienvenu & he now faces grand theft motor vehicle charge and was being held in lieu of $6,000 bond.

A British man who was having trouble with his cable reception found himself tuned into his own personal version of Animal Planet – when the repairman opened up the back and found a nest of snakes! A mother with lots of babies, all wrapped around the cables. Rather than go all Samuel L. Jackson on the critters, this guy decided to play nice. He says,”Thankfully our internet and TV are now working. Our guests remain in the box and can stay as long as they like.”

sausageA New York man is facing public lewdness charges after getting frisky with a stick of pepperoni at a grocery store. John Allison allegedly rubbed the pepperoni on his exposed naughty parts, and then put the meat back on the shelf! He didn’t realize that a security guard was monitoring a nearby surveillance camera and caught him in the act. In addition to the public lewdness charges, Allison was charged with fourth-degree criminal mischief for damaging the pepperoni and making it unfit to sell.


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