Shareing the sausage

Police in Florida said they arrested a man twice within a 12-hour period.  Brian Blake Bien­venu, 24, of Del­ray Beach, Fla., began his alleged crime spree when a secu­rity offi­cial at High­land Beach Club observed him park­ing his vehi­cle in the nude, police said. Bien­venu then tried to open the locked gate to the club, and when he couldn’t, he climbed a fence and hid in some bushes.  Police arrested Bien­venu for inde­cent expo­sure and noted in the police report the man appeared to be drunk or on drugs. Bien­venu said he had smoked mar­i­juana. He was released at 10:50 a.m. and about four hours later, Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office deputies responded to a report of a stolen motor­cy­cle at Palm Beach Inter­na­tional Air­port. The owner of the bike said a shirt­less man stole it.  Police caught up to the shirt­less man who was dri­ving the motor­cy­cle in ques­tion and arrested him. It was Bien­venu & he now faces grand theft motor vehi­cle charge and was being held in lieu of $6,000 bond.

A British man who was hav­ing trou­ble with his cable recep­tion found him­self tuned into his own per­sonal ver­sion of Ani­mal Planet – when the repair­man opened up the back and found a nest of snakes! A mother with lots of babies, all wrapped around the cables. Rather than go all Samuel L. Jack­son on the crit­ters, this guy decided to play nice. He says,“Thankfully our inter­net and TV are now work­ing. Our guests remain in the box and can stay as long as they like.”

sausageA New York man is fac­ing pub­lic lewd­ness charges after get­ting frisky with a stick of pep­per­oni at a gro­cery store. John Alli­son allegedly rubbed the pep­per­oni on his exposed naughty parts, and then put the meat back on the shelf! He didn’t real­ize that a secu­rity guard was mon­i­tor­ing a nearby sur­veil­lance cam­era and caught him in the act. In addi­tion to the pub­lic lewd­ness charges, Alli­son was charged with fourth-degree crim­i­nal mis­chief for dam­ag­ing the pep­per­oni and mak­ing it unfit to sell.


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