She should have stayed in the closet

woman in closet18-year-old Colorado woman Premila Lal had apparently sneaked into a home that 21-year-old Nerrek Galley was staying at and surprised him by jumping out of a closet.  It surprised him alright.  So much that he shot her dead.  Police say drugs and alcohol do not appear to be a factor in the death.  

The Volusia County Sheriff’s Office said Burker King assistant manager Montrale Hamilton told investigators he found a deposit bag, which contained nearly $1,400 on the floor of the Deltona restaurant and presumed it had been dropped by the other assistant manager while making deposits. Hamilton told deputies he initially put the bag in the safe, but soon decided to take the bag home to teach the other manager a lesson about being more careful. One should take his own advice) The owner of the eatery asked about the missing bag the following day, and Hamilton allegedly said he knew nothing about it. However, Hamilton allegedly retrieved the bag from his home, still sealed with the cash untouched, when the owner said he would consider not pressing charges against the party responsible for its disappearance. Hamilton told deputies he had planned to bring the bag back with him the day after he took it, but he had forgotten it at home. Hamilton was arrested on a felony charge of grand theft.

A British man was hauled into court last month after giving a whole new meaning to the term “sex drive.” Daniel Cooper was getting tanked with some pals when he left the pub and began to disrobe on the street. He was walking down the road with his pants around his ankles and made way over to the Land Rover, having his way with it. Not really sure on the specifics but it a naked dude was rubbing all over my car I’d press charges too!  A judge levied a small fine, but ordered Cooper to refrain from getting gassed up for the next three months. This is my favorite part of the story. One of his pals said, “Daniel is not a pretty sight when naked. We all felt sorry for the Land Rover and hope it wasn’t offended.”

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