She's a GONER5

GONER5-tweet-picDelta Air­lines pas­sen­ger Kathryn Stock­ett posted a pic­ture of her Delta ticket to her Twit­ter account and noted the con­fir­ma­tion num­ber, which read “GONER5.” “Dear Delta Air­lines, I know we’ve been through
some hard times together but is this really my conf num­ber?” Stock­ett posted. Delta said the con­fir­ma­tion num­bers are ran­domly gen­er­ated, but offi­cials will be ensur­ing the pat­tern does not come
up in the sys­tem again.

A South Car­olina man showed every­one that he’s not very well “bread” – by sneak­ing onto his neighbor’s prop­erty in order to rub a piece of heav­ily but­tered toast on the wind­shield of her car. The vic­tim spot­ted Christo­pher Bran­non greas­ing up her ride and called cops to report the inci­dent. Bran­non wasn’t slip­pery enough to deny the actions, and admit­ted the dis­carded toast was, in fact, his. The crusty char­ac­ter didn’t cost his neigh­bor a whole lot of bread – police esti­mate the dam­age to the SUV at one dol­lar. But she’s still press­ing charges of mali­cious damage.

 A New York woman who lost her job over sex­ual harass­ment alle­ga­tions thought it would be a good idea to send her resume to the same com­pany – 524 times! Ling Chan, who was given the boot after obses­sively call­ing, e-mailing and stalk­ing a col­league, must have really liked her place of busi­ness, since she applied for more than 80 dif­fer­ent jobs over the course of a year-and-a-half – using 11 dif­fer­ent e-mail accounts and more than a hun­dred aliases. When she didn’t get any call­backs, Chan tried another method of win­ning over bosses – by sign­ing them up for porno­graphic mag­a­zine sub­scrip­tions and gay meet-up ser­vices. She also threat­ened to push one upper-management type in front of a bus. Chan has been barred from con­tact­ing any­one at the com­pany or access­ing any of its facilities.

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