You can now buy a chair that looks, feels, and smells like human flesh … if you’re into that sort of thing. For the low, low price of only $2,200, you can get a chair designed by London designer Gigi Barker, who actually infuses each of the leather chairs with a “pheromone-impregnated silicone base” and a dash of aftershave that makes them feel and smell just like a man. So you get all the benefits of furniture made out of human flesh – without the hassle of murdering anyone! Gross! What happened to the boyfriend pillow??
Terry Morgan realizing his timepiece, valued at nearly a thousand bucks, had gone missing spent most of an evening searching for it with no luck. Just as he was about to give up, he heard the watch alarm go off and followed the sound to where his 140-pound Newfoundland was snoozing. Morgan said, “At first I thought he was lying on it. Only when I rolled him over did I realize it was inside him.” I rushed him to the vet for an emergency operation and was a bit ticked off because that would have cost me about $2000, but when Charlie saw the anesthetic needle he howled with fright and coughed the watch up.”
A Florida man Julius Lupowitz was pulled over for speeding, but when the cop went to run his license and registration through the system, the man pulled out his cell phone and called 911, claiming there was a man with a gun about to shoot and hung up. Lupowitz waited a couple of seconds, then dialed back, yelling hysterically and giving an address right around the corner from where he was stopped. The trooper who made the stop was about to speed away to investigate when the dispatcher informed him that the “emergency” call was coming from the car he had pulled over. He wrote Lupowitz the $209 ticket, and booked him on charges of misusing the 911 system.