Spiderman face!

24-year-old Eric Rico Ortiz suffers from arachnophobia and the mere sight of a spider creeps him out.  spider faceBut now he’ll have to see one every time he looks in the mirror because he got a GIANT black spider tattooed on his FACE!  He offers up this explanation: “You see those spiders, you’re going to jump, so putting one on my face, I say you know what, I’m going to see what people think.”  Do you really want to know what people think?  On a side note, his girlfriend broke up with him soon after he got it.

A Butte, Montana homeowner says he heard some noise coming from the garage and went out to look inside, where he spotted an absolute stranger sitting in front of his DVD set-up, smoking cigarettes and watching an X-rated movie.  He chased the perv down the street, called cops and they cornered Darwin James Bailey outside a nearby motel. Bailey, was charged with felony burglary.

Cops were called to a house after reports of gunfire and found Akili Bailey sitting on the porch looking exceedingly uncomfortable. When one officer approached him to check on his injuries, he tensed up and began clenching his buttocks together. A move the cop attributed to the location of his injury. But when Bailey was taken to the E.R. to have the bullet removed from his butt cheek, the doctor found a stashed baggie containing about two grams of cocaine! That earned him drug possession charges in addition to his already outstanding warrants for battery and criminal property damage.  Possibly the worst time to shoot yourself in the ass…


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