Selfie sabotage

Reddit user Supplenupple, who wished to remain anonymous for obvious reasons, said he was hiking in mad squirrelFlorida when he came across a seemingly friendly squirrel and decided to take a selfie with it It turns out the squirrel did not approve. “When I got close enough, the squirrel actually tried grabbing my phone. I shook it off, then snapped this photo.” That is when everything went wrong. “Next thing I knew, the squirrel was on my shoulder, then under my shirt, and then hanging off my back!” he said. “The photo was courtesy of my mom, who collapsed laughing shortly after.” He added that no rabies shot was necessary.  PS…this is the photo his mom took

Ludvik Dolezal of the Czech Republic has a very unique title. The 58-year-old homeless man is known as “Europe’s Dirtiest Man. “Dolezal is voluntarily homeless. He says one day he just decided to quit his job. Since then he’s been sleeping in a smoldering pile of ashes. He loves it.Every day he finds things to burn to create his ashy bed and then crawls up in it to sleep. He even had a mattress that he could have slept on, but decided to burn that too.

A Nebraska man kissed his freedom goodbye by getting himself arrested for kissing a slew of strangers at his local Walmart – and topping off the spree with a tongue-bath for a store employee. The man, whose name was not released, made his way from aisle to aisle, planting wet, sloppy smooches on patrons of both genders, groping one woman and randomly tossing items off shelves. He was escorted out by security, but returned a few minutes later to resume paying lip service to anyone in sight. As he was escorted from the store for the final time, the man licked an employee’s head.

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