Stinky art

An Indone­sian pas­sen­ger jet with more than 100 peo­ple aboard skid­ded off the run­way after hit­ting a cow upon land­ing! All the humans were fine but cow didn’t make it as the pilot com­mented about smelling “burn­ing meat” as the plane touched down on the island of Sulawesi. Appar­ently, Indone­sia has a lousy avi­a­tion safety record.  The last big mishap came in April when a jet from the same air­line skid­ded into the sea. Dozens were injured.

poop sketchA Penn­syl­va­nia woman got a pretty clear pic­ture of what some­one thinks of her when she walked up to her car to find some­one had defaced it with a draw­ing of a pile of turds. The art­work was accom­pa­nied with a help­ful cap­tion read­ing, “Guess what this is!” The woman, whose name was not released, says that the van­dal­ism occurred some­time after she parked the vehi­cle around mid­night. On the bright side, the poopy Picasso used a magic marker to send the mes­sage, rather than go the organic route.

A New York man was arrested after using Craigslist to share pic­tures of his girlfriend’s two-month-old baby in order to sell the baby for a mere $100! Paul Mar­quez wrote up the list­ing because he felt like the mom was pay­ing too much atten­tion to her and not enough to him. Nat­u­rally, he didn’t use that excuse in the ad, which said the tot loves to play, but noted, “She’s really get­ting on my nerves and I don’t want her.” A friend said that Mar­quez was actu­ally a good guy when he wasn’t strung out on pain-killers. Mar­quez is being held on $1,000 bail, which he’s been unable to raise.

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