A Florida man was arrested and charged with a sex offense for allegedly dancing out of a car sunroof in Sarasota County and exposing himself to the 3 worst possible witnesses. A 10-year-old, a grandmother and a sheriff’s deputy! At the time, Jacob Timmer was “heavily intoxicated.” After Timmer was arrested and taken to jail, he said, “I know, I screwed up,” and was charged with lewd or lascivious exhibition to a victim under the age of 16 according to his affidavit. He was also cited for violating seat belt law.
An Orange City woman has been accused of trying to shoplift seven lobster tails from a Publix by stuffing them down her pants. According to police, the 30-year-old planned to swap the shellfish with a friend for a pass to a Chinese buffet. Reed also said that she might have attempted to trade the tails for Dilaudid, a painkiller. The Chinese food was put on hold as Reed was charged with theft from a merchant and taken to the Volusia County Branch Jail.
Cameron Read’s girlfriend called Prescott Valley police after he allegedly fired several shots and “spoke of seeing Halley’s Comet,” the Republic reported. When police arrived, the 39-year-old resisted arrest, caused damage and was taken into custody forcefully. Read said that he had smoked marijuana prior to the incident and that he did not intend to hurt anyone he was just trying to shoot the moon. Read was booked on suspicion of felony counts of unlawful discharge of a firearm, resisting arrest, disorderly conduct and endangerment in addition to a count of misdemeanor criminal damage.